in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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