Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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