I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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