those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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