The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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