First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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