I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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