Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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