When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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