Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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