goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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