was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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