is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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