I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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