you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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