Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Congratulations! We have a period
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