I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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