And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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