Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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