god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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