i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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