the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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