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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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