Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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