I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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