Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
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I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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