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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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