I want to stick my p in your. b.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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