I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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