I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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