I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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