i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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