Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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