I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize