i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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