I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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