i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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