I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize