He disabled his match.com account in front of me
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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