just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Fuck me I smell like cheese
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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