Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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