Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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Bring me that man meat
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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