it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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