member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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