i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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