she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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