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(281): View more from Texas

I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.

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I'm coming over.

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(281): I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay. (713): I'm coming over. http://tfl.nu/32wi

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him

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(484): he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him http://tfl.nu/d2zc

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(910): View more from North Carolina

so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway

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(910): so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway http://tfl.nu/w82l

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(503): View more from Oregon

this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"

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dude.

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yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.

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(503): this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor" (541): dude. (503): yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating. http://tfl.nu/t5uc

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(702): View more from Nevada

You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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(702): You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year http://tfl.nu/juhc

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(819): View more from Quebec

He was spoon feeding me wine all night.

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(819): He was spoon feeding me wine all night. http://tfl.nu/fggg

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(425): View more from Washington

four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone

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(425): four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone http://tfl.nu/zkvp

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(509): View more from Washington

i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it

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(509): i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it http://tfl.nu/wiu8

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(856): View more from New Jersey

When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"

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(856): When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one" http://tfl.nu/6em2

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(802): View more from Vermont

lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.

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(802): lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships. http://tfl.nu/002a

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(740): View more from Ohio

your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.

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(740): your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head. http://tfl.nu/v5j8

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(416): View more from Toronto

I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.

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(416): I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing. http://tfl.nu/fg17

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(678): View more from Georgia

You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.

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(678): You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes. http://tfl.nu/g0jp

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(415): View more from California

we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"

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communist

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(415): we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own" (707): communist http://tfl.nu/tujw

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"

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(403): I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath" http://tfl.nu/0s5r

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