This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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