Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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