no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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